iFun

iFun

that i’m just an object for your
amusement became apparent when
you tried to manipulate my
piss flaps into a portrait of
w h auden
and when i was drunk
and stoned and dead to the world
you stuck a tulip up my bum
posted the incriminating photo on facebook

but i will have my revenge
even though i should kick
you hard in your
special place to turn you into a girl
nah that’s just way too easy
instead i will crawl inside your head
fuck you up good and proper
become yer armageddon

bless
so you think that yer safe
with a restraining order
boy you’ve a lot to learn about
female vengeance