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Breaking news: 
Literature. 

Michael Gove's new book: 
"The Joy of Sex" came out yesterday with mixed reviews. The five page book, with the words 
"erum, I don't know what I am talking about." written in large letters on the inside cover, is also filled with stick figure drawings, (mostly in crayon, but one is done with a black Biro.) of men and women, with arrows and bullet points referring to parts of the anatomy such as "the head" and "the leg" and "the armpit", was considered "Brill" by one toddler who promptly scribbled all over it. 
However it was also called "the biggest embarrassment known to humanity", by just about everybody else. 
This now together with his other novels:- such as "how to read", "how to write" "How to make an arse of yourself in public", and "how to wins vote for labour" which also became a poster for the N.U.T makes Michael Gove the most widely unread rubbish Tory Author, since Jeffery from Rainbow.
Jeffry from rainbow was not free to comment, as he was upstairs in his room for time out.