The List

 

"Tinky Winky!... Dipsy!... Laa Laa!... Po!"

 

"Sorry, what were your names again?"

 

"Tinky Winky!... Dipsy!... Laa Laa!... Po!"

 

"Nope... your names aren't down here, I can't let you in."

 

"Oh-h-h!"

 

"It's a very exclusive function. Move aside please!"

 

"Tinky Winky sa-a-ad..."

 

"Seriously, mate? That ain't gonna cut it."

 

"Po 'cooter!"

 

"I said move aside! (trying to bribe me with a scooter...)"

 

"Dipsy ha-a-at!"

 

"What?"

 

"Laa Laa ba-a-all!"

 

"Look, even if I could be persuaded to 'find' your names, there's fire regulations to adhere to."

 

"Tinky Winky ba-a-ag?"

 

"Well..."

 

"Tubby toast!" said all the Teletubbies at once.

 

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po had a top night at the 'Hot & Steamy' nightclub.