cockfighting politicians

By alphadog1

Mon, 13 Jul 2015
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Nay, as they dare. I will pull my shlong at them;
which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
Do you pull your shlong at me sir? 
Me sir? I do pull my shlong at you? 
You do pull your shlong at me sir? 
Is the law on our side if I say…yes?
No…
Then no, I do not pull my shlong at you 
but I do pull my shlong …

are you after a fight?
For if you are I will take you out tonight !
Fight sir? No sir! Never! For I am for you 
and I serve-
-No! you shall not serve with such an action
as in the pulling of your shlong, 
For I am in the right and you are in the wrong !
say “better” or I will batter you. 
You might try to batter 
but my better shlong shall have you!
besides I've got the money
and I will fight for more.

They draw swords and the shlonging match begins.

© adh 2015 
with thanks to Shakespeare

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