The Roommate

Why you leave food on cleaned dishes?
Why is it I know youre lying cause you start lisping?
Will you please sweep the floor then mop?
How did your closet develop a mushroom crop?
I appreciate your timliness with the rent.
What did you wash that left all that red lint?
How does a couple drinks turn into an all night turn up?
What in the world keeps happening to the forks and cups?
Will you please wash the tub out when you are done?
For an office worker you are a dirty person son.
What is the purpose of sweeping trash into a corner pile?
We own two dust pans, sweep on that extra mile.
I still dont see why we need a tv in the bathroom,
will it catch a short and not work from all the steam it consumes?
I had to put a lock on my door cause this dude uses my perfume.
Did it stop him from entering, nope that lock is of no good use.
I really believe hes gonna come out one day,
i dont care how many girls he flaunt, I know hes downlow gay.