Leggings = strange goings on in the big cat store...

Kitty

People are just horrid because they are. Have you got a noise to put on?

I've had another odd day, I thought after trundling through my email, and leaving the other site to tomorrow... I had hoped for help from the Local Norwich Charity trust finders only to find that they don't provide any unless - it appears it has something to do with who gets the money.

I'm not even sure why I thought they might help, they are to do with the Bishop and he prefers the Hitlerites... and the woman who say how perfect they are and provide masses of incorrect evidence for that assumption, whilst hiding their own careers in porn etc., which has left them riddled with warts and other STD's.

Even so, I had hoped... Barristers are fine if you have money to spend, and after years of their corruption of the job arena, I'm not likely to get a good enough job to pay them.

I had a chat to a man about his two kittens and our stolen cat (picture above) and how cruel and wicked some people are...  

So I went for a free coffee having filled my card at the midpoint cafe in the new shopping mall in N, and then decided to visit the big Cat store which reminds me of old fashioned Woolworth's, with the items displayed in open drawers which wind maze-like around the store until you reach the counter.

The staff there are trained in rudery, and display loads of it, in an exemplary style.

Today was no exception, at the back two girls took a young man by the feet and hands and carried him off to the stockroom. It was obvious he wasn't for sale until tomorrow.

He cried and screamed a bit, displaying weakness as he threshed around.

Swedish girls are immune to such tactics! They understand the nature of the beast. In Sweden the emphasis is on the production of clever children, and the less endowed get sent off elsewhere. If these two had a few more brain cells they could make a sandwich!

The two assistants at the till were silent. I'm not sure if they were plastic replicas. If they were perhaps they should have the price displayed more clearly. It would certainly lessen the staff costs in other shops, or improve the market for blow up dolls.

However girls please listen, I'm not after your men, or your women, I'm just at a point in my life, when I'm just happy as I am. Just like Princess Smartypants. You really ought to read the book :) Its about your age level.

So now its back to how do I get my home back, and recover my Grandfather's will among others... or is this some strange humorless plot where I get to get nothing all over again?

Got any ideas Kitty?  Send them!

Leggings.

to help you out....

http://www.booktrust.org.uk/books/view/33279