Keep Calm And Carry On

Keep calm and carry on

regardless, you Sergeant Wilsons:

We celebrate the little, little man,

poke fun at ourselves,

and them,

the funny way they speak

their Sunday on a different day of the week.

Keep calm and carry on

believing our betters know best,

we nominate the greedy, greedy men;

help them help their-selves

and theirs:

the endless double, treble-speak

their canting at the helpless, othered weak.

Keep calm and carry on

believing, bastards of St George.

We celebrate our ragged, ragged flag,

stand up for ourselves

-not them-

but us,

for whom no brothers, others speak,

our ranting turns the future hopeless, bleak.