Podcasting

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I have made a pod-cast,

it isn't very good,

I wasn't going to upload it

but someone said I should.

It isn't very mainstream,

it doesn't deal with cats:

it isn't even interesting

to simple-minded twats.

You reach it through my blog page,

the one with 7 views,

It doesn't tell you anything

you can't watch on the news.

It's on a spam-bot twitter feed

on someone's sound advice;

I haven't used my credit-card

- at least not more than twice.

Stephen Fry has liked it

-but hasn't liked it much,

give it a Facebook thumbs-up

or I'll boot you in the crutch.

So if you hear my pod-cast,

please remember this,

I only really did it,

to take the fucking piss.