Larry and Sally Go on a Date

[ Being a sequel to ‘Larry in Love’... ]

“We could show these young ‘uns a thing or two!,” said Sally the Librarian, over the thump-thump-thump of Progressive House (or something).

“Yes, we could!,” said Larry, as he pointed to the ceiling... then pointed to the ceiling... then pointed to the ceiling again. “Like...”

“Like?,” said Sally.

“Like... a kettle and a teapot!”

“What?”

“A sandwich and a stone!”

“What are you talking about, Larry?”

“A ‘thing or two,’ Sally! Like a crisp and a potato!”

“I suddenly don’t feel very well...”

“Oh...”

Larry and Sally’s date came to a swift conclusion.

[ fin ]