JACOB REES-MOGG

JACOB REES-MOGG

We thought we could trust you

Oh Jacob Rees-Mogg

A man with a backbone,

No Tory lapdog.

Now you’re doing a U-turn

Might accept the May deal

Which is still just the same one –

Jacob, are you for real?

So what did they throw you –

A bone? Or a threat

Of no future office?

What made you forget

That the deal’s still a Bad One –

You admitted t’was wrong

Yet you’re taking May’s shilling –

Your intent all along?

We thought you a rare thing,

A Tory to trust.

Think again Jacob.

Is it Twist – or are you Bust?