Mama Munchie

Mama Munchie,

Mama Munchie.

Munched a Pattie,

And had a glass,

Of sparkling cola,

Gloop, Gloop..

Her patty grew,

And grew ever so big,

She thought she was,

Having a baby,

And went to hospital,

To have it out,

But all they found was,

Some smelly gas,

Ploop! Ploop!

She munched a brunchie,

And got bad breath.

She munched

And munched,

And munched

And munched.

And all her teeth fell out.

Froop! Froop!

She went to the Dentist,

And she said

"Use this mouthwash,"

"It'll get rid of"

"Your Gingivitis."

"Next time you come,"

"I'll give you a Braice."

"Then you can munch,"

"All you like.."

"Tooth tooth!"

Mama Munchie,

Got a job,

As a Park Attendant.

The Chief,

Gave her a brush,

And said;

"Brush 'em up,"

"Brush 'em up,"

"The leaves,"

" 'Cos the breeze"

"On the trees,"

"Makes the leaves,"

"Fall down."

"Hurry now before,"

"You freeze."

And she did.

Droop! Droop!