Jackrussell

You did a shit this morning

Outside our local launderette

And I was moved to capture it

In beautiful black and white

We are trailblazers, Jack

We are masters of light.

And they wanted to take photos too

With no aesthetic value

Poor framing----no technique

Seeing only shame

Through their crude lenses

Will they ever really know

The true power of ART?

And the winner:

TIDY TOWN POLICY

By 'Jackrussell'

I promise to hold you up

At the ceremony

For the whole world to see

And you can lick my face.