The last two minutes of normal time

I don't know why February is so short

it's something to do with the moon

and the evolution of calenders

but it's never really made sense to me

some people know a lot about the moon

but I can't have science explained to me,

I always start thinking about something else

like sausages cooking on a griddle pan

and the science  explanation disappears 

and I've not learnt anything yet again

I am always bettering imaginary bread rolls.