Alfred N.Muggins : The Man Responsible For Bringing Fact and Fiction Together! (In A New Way) : Remolding and Renovating History Part 2 : Entente Cordial
By David Kirtley
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If he took the University Lecturers and Students/Graduates back they could seek to improve history. They would, for example, stop slavery in its tracks, and bring in multi-culturalism at a much earlier stage, making peace with France and the Bourbons (notable biscuit manufacturers!) thus pre-empting the Wars of Spanish (Quick!) Succession, and the French and Indian Wars in North America!
Part 2 : Entente Cordial!
The French might never have lost Canada to General Wolfe of Great Britain. (If the British had had a taste for Bourbon Biscuits at a much earlier stage they might have had a completely different relationship with the Bourbon French, one of much greater respect and camaraderie! (They would not have had to wait more than 200 years to make a famous aeroplane called Concorde together, which means ‘peace’ of course! They could have made a supership together, called Concorde, to bring tourists backwards and forwards across the channel to see each other’s capitals, and beaches, in a spirit of everlasting friendship and fraternity!)
The French might not have felt the need to aid the revolting British American colonists in unloading lots of tea into Boston harbour, and dressing up (or down?) as American Indians (otherwise known as Amerindians!) Without the activities of the French Fleet the ‘Patriot’ Revolution might never have got so far, or received such assistance, and might have fizzled out long before the Battle of Yorktown ever was due to take place.
The Iroquois ‘Alliance’ of six Indian nations might well have stayed in New York Colony, and might never have had to take refuge in Canada from the American (Patriot) settler army who ethnically cleansed them, and might have remained under British Royal Protection. As it was Canada would have remained French anyway, and the Iroquois were more allies of the British than the French!
But if slavery had been prevented, would we have had the Soul Music Explosion (and Blues , and Jazz, and of course Funk and Disco, not to mention Hip Hop and Rap!) ?
Government Health Warning!: This writer could be construed (by some?) as treading on quite a lot of racial and nationalities’ feet, so to speak. So please read without anger in your hearts, and do bear in mind that this is not necessarily ‘real’ history. It is merely the history that might have been, and therefore is not to be got too upset about. Although Muggins would have liked to change actual history, in many ways, this is not the actual timeline which has actually come to pass, yet (?)
As this history has not actually occurred, until or unless actually tampered with, Alfred Muggins reminds everyone that he cannot be sued in Court for mere words of possibility, debate, or conjecture, or of fantasy, or fiction. As no one can be said to have actually suffered, or been damaged by his words he cannot therefore be sued by anyone for any of his words, which are not intended to demean or ruin the reputation of anyone. Please note that at least none of his prejudices or misconstruances, or statements are racially motivated, and that all levels of condescension and ignorance are purposefully kept at exceedingly low levels of culpability, and are therefore reasonable deductions and conclusions to a man of our times.
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