And just like that stinks so here is my own sex and city reboot part 1
By hippie girl
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Carrie has decided to have a labor day picnic in the Hamptons.
Big came to her from the great beyond she thought it was the mushrooms she smoked right before she fell asleep.When Carrie woke up the next day refreshed after finally getting enough sleep there was a cigar nub and a glass of Cabernet sitting on Bigs side of the bed.(she hates Cabernet it is too dry and she isn't a cigar girl)
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He gave her a bear hug. Big was sorry he had to leave her behind but he is fine in the afterlife and she needs to have fun and stop beating herself up about it and wearing her hair like an Amish person.
So the next day she packed up his suits except for the purple one cuz she is going as the joker for Halloween and took the rest of them to the Goodwill.
She is done online dating for a while. she just can't with these dumb internet guys on findtruelove.com
There was the guy who wanted to hire her to do grandma porn. The guy who only came to get free tacos and kept talking on and on about how much she looked like a horse. The guy who wore a onesie and brought his mom. The conspiracy theorist guy who was great in bed and made a great steak dinner but talked way too much about area 51 and how he had been kidnapped by aliens.
She is working on a rom com script about your favorite shoes at different points of your life.She's gotta figure out how to make the character more perky but not fakey or brain dead.
The Hamptons will help.the beach always makes her creative.
Bitsy is coming with her brother. Bitsy and her started zooming after they both became widows.She says it's not a date she just wants to Cheer Carrie up after all her dating misadventures. an
Bitsy's brother needs cheering up too and she needs to work on her tan and talk to people because she is going mad in her apt with no one to talk to. Her daughter is back at Ohio State already.
Samantha Jones is sitting on the deck in a stylish sleeveless red pantsuit waiting for carrie .it was a surprise she has been stuck in the u.k. she is drinking a martini with 6 olives and flirting with two hot dudes she met at the airport.
She has a tattoo that says I kicked cancers ass twice because she had cancer again in late 2019 and the doctor's here said there was nothing they could do for her.So she went to the u.k. and they did this super controversial treatment and it worked but it took forever for her to get her strength back.
Then COVID happened and they wouldn't let her fly home.but it wasn't all bad and she cant wait to tell her about all her adventures in France. Carrie suggests she write a book but she said writing is not her thing she rather be living and fucking not writing about it.
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Haven't watched any of the
Haven't watched any of the reboot. I think I would prefer yours! Although I think she's missed something with the Area 51 guy. A good steak dinner makes up for a lot.
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