H.R. Bulletin

ZZ top was right.
Women DO go crazy
for a sharp-dressed man.

Other things are also helpful&;#8230;
It's always a bonus
when you smell good.

It's always a treat
when you're not fat.
We can get REALLY spoiled
when you compliment us-
VERY excited when you listen.
EXTRA enticed when you say "Please".

Money is good.
Wealth, however, is NOT the top priority.
Strength is a plus.
Wimpy but sensitive would also work.

Conversation skills are essential.
Gargantuan vocabularies are NOT.
Intelligent is nice.
Genius is not necessary.

Singer, songwriter, poet&;#8230;
These occupations are smiled upon-
not required.

Long walks, stamp-collecting
scrapbooks and web surfing
are preferred hobbies, but will NOT
pass over swimmers, baseball players or fencers.

Did I mention that it's imperative
that you dress
for success?
Naked, however, will also be considered.