CAN’T YOU RABBIT ON?

You feel badgered by people.
You felt sluggish this morning.
You keep monkeying around,
When you find your life boring.

Your lunch habits are piggish.
You’re sheepish; if just a bit.
When a situation’s bad,
You worm your way out of it.

You get ratty when there’s noise,
Far too close to where you’re sat.
Will you act or feel human?
You hope not, for you’re a cat.

20 August 2007