If the truth is out there, let it in!

CAN’T YOU RABBIT ON?

By alp on Sat, 22 Sep 2007

Your lunch habits are piggish. You’re sheepish; if just a bit. When a situation’s bad, You worm your way out of it.

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DISAPPOINTMENT? UNDERSTATEMENT!

By alp on Thu, 31 May 2007

My patience was the only thing that you had tried.

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WHERE CAN HE PUT IT?

By alp on Tue, 05 Jun 2007

“Can I put it inside your mouth?”

Certificate 15

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TROPICAL

By alp on Wed, 13 Jun 2007

I felt the pricks of six pineapples.

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You’re Stuffed Restaurant’s rules on complaints

By alp on Mon, 20 Aug 2007

Fictional poem.

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I WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU

By alp on Thu, 23 Aug 2007

I’d like to say that I love you, But I know it is not what you should hear.

Love

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X-ASPERATINGLY IMBALANCED

By alp on Sun, 02 Sep 2007

When I needed you, I received space.

Love

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NAME IS A SHAME!

By alp on Fri, 26 Oct 2007

Light-hearted fictional poem.

Certificate 15

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PLANET PLAN IT

By alp on Tue, 22 Jan 2008

Plenty of plans in this poem!

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FAMILIES

By alp on Thu, 31 Jan 2008

I took photos of the Woods, Ate healthily with the Greens, Got a cake from the Bakers, Had egg and chips with the Beans.

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ZONE OF AUNTIES!

By alp on Fri, 04 Apr 2008

If you want a party, Auntie Social will throw one.

Certificate 15

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SCAM

By alp on Thu, 01 May 2008

Dear friend, I am extremely poor, And need money for clothes and food. Hi stranger, sorry to hear that; It must be awful being nude!

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GOOD BITS?

By alp on Tue, 03 Jun 2008

You’ve put your hands on my buttocks.

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JUST NOT AS EXPECTED

By alp on Thu, 05 Jun 2008

Like a silky smooth seeming chocolate, With a lovely, luxurious look, That has a disappointing flavour, You’re not as good as I thought you were.

Opinion

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LOWERCASE HAS NO PLACE

By alp on Mon, 16 Jun 2008

DON’T KEEP WRITING IN CAPITALS; THAT IS WHAT I AM TOLD, FOR IT LOOKS LIKE I AM SHOUTING, OR BEING FAR TOO BOLD.

EXCUSE THE PUNS

By alp on Fri, 22 Aug 2008

The sarcastic gardener, Can’t resist having a dig.

Certificate 12

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RUBBER FOR YOU?

By alp on Fri, 29 Aug 2008

I’d like to erase you; Remove you from my mind.

Other Non-fiction

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U DON’T DESERVE HER, SHE DESERVES BETTER

By alp on Sun, 31 Aug 2008

She’s been faithful to you from the start. You are having affair number three. She is a caring, thoughtful woman, Who you thought you would treat carelessly.

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HAVING ANOTHER IN MIND

By alp on Sun, 31 Aug 2008

Whenever you kiss her, She feels his loving tongue.

Other Fiction

Certificate 18

VERY SAD OF YOU

By alp on Wed, 03 Sep 2008

Call me sad if it makes you feel happy. If it makes you feel normal, say I’m strange. Act like I’m nothing if it gives you worth, But the truth is something you’ll never change.

Spiritual