CHAT-UP LINES

I've forgotten where I live - will you take me home?

I like your eyes - do your eyes like me?

I like what you're wearing out tonight - but not as much as I'd like to be wearing you out tonight.

I've been undressing you with my eyes for a while - can I undress you with my hands now?

I'm free at the moment, but I'll be tied up later - would you like to
do the honours?

Can I get you a drink? I'll get you it at about 8 o'clock tomorrow
morning - might even chuck in some breakfast for you as well.

My neighbour gave me a large bar of chocolate, but I can't eat it. I was wondering if I could give it to you? Would you like the chocolate too?

Can I have your autograph? You may not be famous, but you will be after you've signed my privates.

How thoughtful, putting on such nice clothes just for me. How about taking them off for me?

I've got a cold; a cold inner thigh. Warm it up, will you?

Around 2002