CONVERSATION BETWEEN ENGLISH COUPLE

“I need a break! I’ll get kicks seeing Essex,
My breaths would no doubt shorten around Bolton,
My laughter won’t be killed visiting Enfield.”

“I would like to smile when in Carlisle,
I know I could go faster in Lancaster,
I wouldn’t be unfulfilled when in Stansfield.”

“But see, I mean David, Michael and Harry.”

“And I mean Belinda, Penny and Lisa.”

June 2010