Patience is a waiter
By alp
Smile if you can!
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X-CITER OF MY SOUL
Capturer of my attention. Stimulator in several ways. Enhancer of my emotions. Beautifier of many days.
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ADMIRER
He’s afraid you’re seeing someone, But has been too cautious to say.
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BEST ENEMY
Light-hearted poem.
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CONVERSATION BETWEEN ENGLISH COUPLE
"My breaths would no doubt shorten around Bolton."
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MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB
Why should she wear drab hues, Just because she’s older? The insults she receives, Drive her to be bolder.
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DON’T SAY ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
Don’t talk about your love life; What you did and in what way.
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YOUR FACE AFTER YEARS
I saw your face; It was lovely to see. Only this time, It didn’t mean half as much to me.
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THE MENU WON'T DO
“Do you want to take my order, Or would you rather take the mick?”
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GO
Your mouth says, ‘go ahead and kiss me.’ Your arms say, ‘go ahead and hug me.’ Your bum says, ‘go on; give me a squeeze.’ Your back says, ‘go ahead and rub me.’
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EVER SO SLIGHTLY
You’re ever so slightly in love with her, aren’t you?
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OVER A COUPLE OF COUPLES
You know how mince pies and cream, Are wonderful together, And how Baileys and ice cubes, Clash with each other never?
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PLEASE DON'T
Please do not speak to me again, Talking to me should not be done. The moment I see your lips part, I want to slip things on your tongue.
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SIMILE SMILES
As hollow as an Easter egg. As frail as a Cadbury Flake. As weighed down as a sack of spuds. As wrong as a heated milkshake.
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NOBODY AND NO-ONE
Nobody’s felt you have nice eyes.
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ZAP - A THIEF LEADS TO GRIEF!
You stole her red, lacy bra.
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JUST A SPOONFUL OF SUGABABES
The Sugababes are still called the Sugababes, Though the line-up has never remained the same, And it now has no original members, So would it be ‘sweet’ to have a change of name?
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QUEST IN ENGLAND
I’m looking for a tease in Teesside, I’m searching for a loo in Luton, I’m looking for a chef in Sheffield, I’m searching for a link in Lincoln.
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For the 4s!
Will you 4give me 4 the 4s?
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ROMANCE FOR EVERYONE?
Mr Bridge was all over Miss Waters.
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KILLED A PART OF ME
A piece of me ended, When you stayed around no more; A part shown just to you, That had never lived before.
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VALENTINE’S DAY COMING SOON
Whenever you’re ready!
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IFS AND BUT
If you were a comfy chair, I’d sit on you all evening.
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U and those letters!
You’d like to give a word to the Ys.
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WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
Running up that hill with Kate Bush, Spinning around with Kylie Minogue, Kissing a fool with George Michael, Walking in my shoes with Depeche Mode.
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