Patience is a waiter

Smile if you can!

X-CITER OF MY SOUL

Capturer of my attention. Stimulator in several ways. Enhancer of my emotions. Beautifier of many days.

ADMIRER

He’s afraid you’re seeing someone, But has been too cautious to say.
Cherry

BEST ENEMY

Light-hearted poem.

CONVERSATION BETWEEN ENGLISH COUPLE

"My breaths would no doubt shorten around Bolton."

MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB

Why should she wear drab hues, Just because she’s older? The insults she receives, Drive her to be bolder.

DON’T SAY ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

Don’t talk about your love life; What you did and in what way.

YOUR FACE AFTER YEARS

I saw your face; It was lovely to see. Only this time, It didn’t mean half as much to me.

THE MENU WON'T DO

“Do you want to take my order, Or would you rather take the mick?”

GO

Your mouth says, ‘go ahead and kiss me.’ Your arms say, ‘go ahead and hug me.’ Your bum says, ‘go on; give me a squeeze.’ Your back says, ‘go ahead and rub me.’

EVER SO SLIGHTLY

You’re ever so slightly in love with her, aren’t you?

OVER A COUPLE OF COUPLES

You know how mince pies and cream, Are wonderful together, And how Baileys and ice cubes, Clash with each other never?
Cherry

PLEASE DON'T

Please do not speak to me again, Talking to me should not be done. The moment I see your lips part, I want to slip things on your tongue.

SIMILE SMILES

As hollow as an Easter egg. As frail as a Cadbury Flake. As weighed down as a sack of spuds. As wrong as a heated milkshake.
Cherry

NOBODY AND NO-ONE

Nobody’s felt you have nice eyes.

LOOK!

Light-hearted poem.

ZAP - A THIEF LEADS TO GRIEF!

You stole her red, lacy bra.

JUST A SPOONFUL OF SUGABABES

The Sugababes are still called the Sugababes, Though the line-up has never remained the same, And it now has no original members, So would it be ‘sweet’ to have a change of name?
Cherry

QUEST IN ENGLAND

I’m looking for a tease in Teesside, I’m searching for a loo in Luton, I’m looking for a chef in Sheffield, I’m searching for a link in Lincoln.
Cherry

For the 4s!

Will you 4give me 4 the 4s?

ROMANCE FOR EVERYONE?

Mr Bridge was all over Miss Waters.

KILLED A PART OF ME

A piece of me ended, When you stayed around no more; A part shown just to you, That had never lived before.
Cherry

VALENTINE’S DAY COMING SOON

Whenever you’re ready!

IFS AND BUT

If you were a comfy chair, I’d sit on you all evening.

U and those letters!

You’d like to give a word to the Ys.

HOW’S LIFE?!

'Jokey' poem!

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

Running up that hill with Kate Bush, Spinning around with Kylie Minogue, Kissing a fool with George Michael, Walking in my shoes with Depeche Mode.