EXCUSE THE PUNS

The sarcastic gardener,
Can’t resist having a dig.
The annoying tattooist,
Loves to get under your skin.
The wild decorator,
Wishes to paint the town red.
The confused storyteller,
Doesn’t know where to begin.

The inhibited stripper,
Cannot get things off her chest.
The pensive mathematician,
Wonders what life adds up to.
The saucy car repairman,
Enjoys playing with your parts.
As for the crap detective;
He just hasn’t got a clue.

22 August 2008