JUST ABOUT A CROSS DRESSER...

"She was good with all the shop's dummies;

Making sure that their outfits matched well.

But one day when I was on the till,

She seemed wound up and started to yell...



...Then madly ripped a dummy's clothes off."



"That's bad! I take it the shop sacked her?"



"No, she was just expressing herself.

Still, I've not seen such a cross dresser."