LOWERCASE HAS NO PLACE

DON’T KEEP WRITING IN CAPITALS;
THAT IS WHAT I AM TOLD,
FOR IT LOOKS LIKE I AM SHOUTING,
OR BEING FAR TOO BOLD.

I AGREE THAT IT’S NOT IDEAL.
SMALL LETTERS WOULD BE NICE.
BUT PLEASE DON’T KEEP PESTERING ME,
WITH YOUR CAPS LOCK ADVICE.

THIS MAY READ LIKE I AM SHOUTING,
BUT IT’S NOT HOW I THINK.
CAPITALS AREN’T MY OBSESSION;
MY KEYBOARD’S ON THE BLINK.

16 JUNE 2008