OVER A COUPLE OF COUPLES

You know how mince pies and cream,
Are wonderful together,
And how Baileys and ice cubes,
Clash with each other never?

You see how sponge and custard,
Milk and cookies, beer and crisps,
Soup and rolls, coffee and toast,
Blend nicely like egg and chips?

You know how salad and mash,
Bread and jam, cheese and crackers,
Jacket potato and beans,
Match like ice cream and wafers?

You see how burger and fries,
Go together very well?
The thing is that, you and I,
We are sprouts and caramel.

March 2009