U and those letters!

You could do with a plateful of Ps,
You want to take photos of the Cs,
You would dislike a life without Es,
And you have a strange urge to strip Ts.

You wish that you could speed up the Qs,
You’d like to give a word to the Ys,
You think you’d be buzzing with the Bs,
But will not poke something in the Is.

20 September 2010