WHERE CAN HE PUT IT?

“Can I put it inside your mouth?”

“No; that’s for food, drink and toothpaste.”

“Can I put it in your backside?”

“No; that’s for getting rid of waste.”

“Can I put it between your boobs?”

“There’s no cleavage, was that a joke?”

“Then where the hell can I put it?”

“Nowhere! I’m not stashing your coke.”

5 June 2007