You’re Stuffed Restaurant’s rules on complaints

Do not complain that the food is too cold,
If you’ve been cold or had a cold before.
Don’t complain that a dessert is too rich,
If you know a person who is/was poor.
Do not complain there’s an ant in a drink,
If you’ve seen an aunt drink since you were two.
We promise you will get your money back,
If you throw it and it flies back to you.

20 August 2007