ZAP - A THIEF LEADS TO GRIEF!

You stole her favourite necklace,
Knowing how much she thought of it.
Years ago, while both at school,
You weirdly stole her P.E. kit.
You once even stole her lunch;
How greedy, when you had your own!
You thought because she had five,
You’d steal her third mobile phone.

You stole her red, lacy bra,
Your excuse was you were tipsy,
But her chest’s big and yours ain’t,
So what use would that nicked bra be?
Yes, your fingers snatched a lot,
Your hands took but would never lend,
So you can’t be up in arms,
That she’s now stolen your boyfriend.

09/09/09