ZONE OF AUNTIES!

If you wonder what the time is, ask Auntie Clockwise.
If you want a cold, Auntie Virus will make you ill.
If you want to look older, Auntie Aging assists.
If you feel overheated, Auntie Freeze helps you chill.

If you want a party, Auntie Social will throw one.
If you’re wound up for a fight, Auntie Violence attacks.
If you wish to be stared at, Auntie Glare does the job.
If you’re a single, randy man, see Auntie Climax.

4 April 2008