Breaking news

Breaking news:
the Governments new anti-immigration policy was put on hold today after it was considered too offensive. Theresa May, the home office minister, is reported to have said "I don't really see what the problem is, we are simply driving vans across the country and asking people to go home if they don't belong here...what's wrong with that?" 
The Prime Minister was also quite shocked. 
"Well, naturally I am quite shocked." he began "After all I need to get on the Telly and tell everybody how hard I am working." 
Iane Duncan Smith was also upset about the new anti-immigration policy being shelved. "Well of course I'm annoyed..." he began "...It was my fucking idea in the first place, that bitch stole it! Now fuck off, I have more people to kill." 
In related news: the unemployment figures rose by 75%, as many of the people who were hired to drive the vans were also volunteering for their benefit, by working for the department of Immigration, in driving the vans across the nation.