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Breaking News: 
America was shocked last night when it was told that Aliens will not be landing in Kansas anymore. 
Yarg, a spokesman for the Alien alliance states that it is just too dangerous. 
"Its the crops, in the old days, we could do a little symbol and allow our kids to run around as we said say look at where the silly humans live...now with GM corn and wheat, we are finding the irradiation is effecting our ships. "
We asked a military spokesman about whether the lack of Aliens landing n Kansas will now cause outright panic on the internet as thousands of you tube subscribers will be forced to do something else instead. But he refused to comment.