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Breaking news; 
the social activist group: Plantlife have placed a lobby in parliament against the magazine gardeners word, as it portrays plants in a lewd and sexist manner. 
Mari Gold, an activist for plant life and who lives in the left corner of the garden by the potting shed had this to say: 
"it is very demeaning having your roots on display for all the public to see." 
Alan Titchmarsh, of the magazine had this to say: "Well, its all about the plants really." The BBC also had this to say.
"The BBC is a place of high standards and decency, where morality plays a huge role. To state that the show Gardeners world contains lewd images of plants roots is very upsetting indeed. We will be investigating this further. However, we would also like to point out that gardener's world is shown after the nine PM watershed. 
Blue Bell, from the potting shed had this to say: "Well, its each to their own really, I mean I get paid to show my bulb so I don't see what the problem is."
The P.R man also had this to say. 
"well, of course its deeply upsetting to see images of bulbs and plants on TV out of the ground, so I will be banning all forms of this type of thing on our tellys, also we will be putting gardeners world under the same black banners for magazines like nuts, so Gardner's world will have to comply to a strict code of conduct. 
Nuts a magazine for squirrels had nothing to say. 
More to follow.