Breaking News Paxo hits the PR man

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Jeremy Paxo agrees to disagree and then agrees again, though not in the same way...

Jeremy Paxo: the hard hitting interviewer; had to sit on the other side of the sofa, on the Graham Notlob show last Friday night, to discuss issues relating to dog's , widow dressings and the fact that he had a row with Jesus the other week. 
This has led to a flood of newspaper articles written by people who never really watched the show or the interview, and has boosted sales of "The daily Sun", "the Nazi Mail" and added page to "the Metro" the paper that people read on the train, because its far better to be misinformed than read anything newsworthy. 
"Of course I agree with Jesus on a huge number of issues." Paxo began, "but I also disagree with him about these issues too. Now what's wrong with that?" 
Also Paxo's new beard came up. 
"look, I want to grow a bloody beard! Its not as if I have two sheds or something! Or am I going to get called "Beardy Paxo" now? Jesus has a beard! You don't see people moaning on about that do you?"
"OOOHHH" began Norton "Arn't you a fussy pants! Now what do you think of my window display." 
"frankly... nothing. And I hate dogs." was Paxo's reply, making many people in the audience feel a little upset. "But what I do find really annoying is posturing politicians!" 
This led to a break in the show as a fanfare of trumpets announced the entrance of the PR man. 
"ohhh hello PR man. Why have you appeared on my show in this postulating manner?" 
" Good evening" began the PR man, "First of all, I have to say, I totally love dogs, I adore window displays, also, I agree totally with Paxo. In fact I love Paxo, especially in Chicken, though I do like it in pork as well. I also totally love Jesus. We might disagree on absolutely everything, but I agree with him on that point. 
Finally I would like to tell everybody that I am working really bally hard to get this nation back on track, to become a world leader in black bin-liner sales!" 
Unfortunately, this is all that Tired Hack could write, as that precise moment the TV exploded. Possibly in a fit of rage. 
Tired Hack can report that the bruise to the PR man's face, which is seen in the papers today is attributable to Jeremy Paxo hitting him because he hates being associated with a well known brand of stuffing.