What have the Tories done for us. (satire, perhaps)

There is something going on in local politics at the moment: for though there is a rise in local councils among Tory rank and file, there is a growing decline in Tory membership, and this is happening nationally.
The fact is the Tory party is recognizing itself for the first time. Those who voted for it in 1977 are dying in huge herds,( in homes that they can't afford.) those that are left, are feeling that -perhaps- they were lied to, and out of that group about 50 % are weak minded illiterate monkeys that will end their days, as Charlie Brooker has stated: masturbating on a hill alone and unloved. If any one does not think that Tories are not in bred look at Gove, who - lets face it- represents the accumulation of wasted sperm (and eggs) in hours of Tory in-fucking. Imagine the energy, the time, the physical effort, taken to create this ultimate waste of space: and don't forget the education. Its taken thirty, to forty years to make a Gove... So who said the eugenics program was dead? not fuckin me! Christ, In Gove its a living representation of an elected genetically engineered minority, lording their sense of duty upon the rest of us, in the hope that we will all bow down, bend over and take what they give us with eyes that shine with mirthless tragedy and bitter pain. Echos of what has been called the silence of bitter acceptance, by a people whom know all too well, how to hang on in quiet desperation.
What is interesting about the Tory bench is how unpleasant they all are: Ian Duncan Smith -a sexually transmitted disease and a closet Nazi- in charge of the DWP. The poorest people in England. Theresa May -another closet Nazi- in charge of the Home office; and therefore arresting the poorest in England. Michael Gove -an Idiot- in charge of education. Gideon -a history major with no economic background, other than in towels- in charge of the economy. And to top it all off, the cream on the top of the cake, there is a Liberal leader, who likes getting into bed with a jogger and a PR control freak.
Two years ago, I compared Cameron to Richard Nixon: namely an insufferable millionaire that had crooks working for him, and now I still feel the same. Except that I admire Richard Nixon.
But that's half of it: why do they want us to hate them? apart from the obvious, and perhaps perverse sexual satisfaction that comes from self flagellation?
My only conclusion is that they enjoy the derision the fury the bitter phlegm we throw at them. They want us to throw them from office or vote them out, because this tragic show has to come to an end. But that is what bothers me. Its an itch I can't help but scratch, but when I do, the blood that flows from the open wound I make, disturbs me.