Neo Sphinx !i

Neo Sphinx

"Get me one cc with no sugar. Joe21 said in a Druidian accent. "Sir, what do you mean by cc? the new android asked. "Show me your data-feed terminal. Joe21 fed 'Understand?' into the data-feed and the android quickly got one cc. Joe21 looked at the waves on the ocean peacefully while the coffee was cooling down to ideal temperature. A queer voice sounding like the old sam26 asked, May I sit here? Joe21 nodded and he took the seat in front blocking Joe21's view.
"By the way, I am max21. May I ask your name?
"Sure, I am Joe21. We belong to the same Area21 and yet don't know each other. Isn't it amazing.
"There are 34,559 people living in Area21 and the probability of us knowing each other is 0.00835267.
"Hey! Are you a mathematician or something?
"No! I can calculate at the speed of 20kThz.
"So, is your body real human?
"Yes, it is! Isn't your body?
"I am a cyborg. This body looks real but it isn't. I'll show you. Saying this Joe21 took off the skin from his left hand and revealed a machine inside. "See! I am mostly a robot that thinks and feels human. Actually, I am fed up with this existence and desire to be terminated.
"You mean suicide. I don't recommend such harsh action. Think again about it!
"I got this body 42 years ago when my original body was destroyed in an accident. I wish they had let me die. It would be much better than this restricted existence. I would destroy the creator of 'Robocop' if he existed today.
"That's precisely 270 years 2months 21days 4hours and 21seconds by the time I finish this sentence! It took amazingly long time to actually produce the first cyborg like you. Max21 said.
"You know, the batteries on which I run need to be charged every 2 days. They come with no Guarantee and sometimes fail unconditionally! About a month ago, I was walking about with Jack21 from my domain when my battery suddenly failed. I couldn't move a bit. Jack21 had to call a doctorix for replacing it. I felt embarrassed on the street when he removed my shirt and then my skin! It cost me 57 quid. They said that with this body, I could easily lift heavy objects, eat anything but drink only Organic and petroleum based fluids! On the second day, I realised that all the three were wrong. I tried to lift a car holding one of its front tyres, but, as it was heavier than me, I fell down breaking two of my front teeth. Then, I ate a watermelon with kerosene and my system crashed. They spent two days to repair it while I had to spend a fortune! Yesterday, as I was in a business meeting online, the skin from one of my arms suddenly came off. I was on video putting forward my point and I received 21,000 personal messages with '!' typed in it. This is what triggered my desire to be terminated. Saying this Joe21 was almost in tears.
"Please excuse me for not sharing your feelings. I cannot comprehend emotions since my head was replaced. I have a human body, but my head is a machine. It works like my original head destroyed in the Arc-war but, you know, we lose our emotions. They spent a long time to program my new magnetic brain as I was the 10th person to have my brain replaced. There is hope for us as scientists are discovering the secret of emotions now. They say that emotions are a result of an error in sector 54,00,983 of the brain that they correct in our brains. They are now thinking of ways to replicate this error!
Joe21 gazed at Max21 open mouthed! He had never met a Bjorg before. Now, Joe21 felt that he was 100 times better. After a moment of silence, Joe21 got an idea. "How about exchanging? he said.
Max21 nodded and they both went to a Cospital. Joe21's head was fitted onto Max21's body and Max21's robotic head was fitted onto Joe21's mechanical body. So, were two new individuals created?

- Amogh Borkar.