Fridge Fingers

resist the urge to open that door
to scoff your face until your lips go sore

think of others they also need to eat
but when your around theres not even a treat

jesus christ you did eat all the pies
laying there on the floor munching on fries

oh god you ate the neighbours cat!!
poor little bagpuss suffocated by fat!!

if you dont stop eating you really might die
then wer'e never ever know if pigs can fly

im sure one day your mouth will close
when your 6ft under away from your foes