The rules.

We are on a chess board,
and you are on the wrong square.
The rules are simple,
when black mixes with white
someone loses.
White starts first,
always.
It just makes it less complicated.
Were thinking of you as well.
We know
how you can get quite stressed.
We understand you.
Better than you understand yourself.
We’ve answered the questions for you,
Just refer to the rule book.
Honestly,
it does make sense.
Were truly sorry that you
don’t understand it.
Its really
just the way you are.
Don’t worry, we have positions
for people like you.
Their easy,
almost as easy as this game actually.
Just follow the rules,
quietly and simply.