The Funk Soul Connection

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-Funk_soul_brother has entered the chatroom-

Sid says:

well I better be going, talk to you all again some other time, ok

Joe says:

ok Sid.

Jess says:

bye Sid

-Sid has left the chatroom-

Yoda says:

I better be going too.

Jess says:

yeah and me, time to make that phonecall * wink *

-Yoda has left the chatroom-

-Jess has left the chatroom-

Joe says:

I have to go too, my dinner is burning.

-Joe has left the chatroom-

Funk_soul_brother says:

Where's everyone going?

Domino says:

other things to do I guess, I need to be going as well.

Funk_soul_brother says:

How come everytime I enter a chatroom, everyone leaves?

Domino says:

who knows? Bye funk.

Funk_soul_brother says:

No

Domino says:

no?

Funk_soul_brother says:

not until you tell me why everyone keeps avoiding me.

Domino says:

nobodies avoiding you funk, your just being paranoid.

Funk_soul_brother says:

yes they are, everybody is, what have I done?

Domino says:

bye funk

-Domino has left the chatroom-

Funk_soul_brother says:

Great&;#8230; on me Jack Jones again.

Funk_soul_brother says:

noone even bothered to say hi. Might as well talk to myself.

Funk_soul_brother says:

hi funk

Funk_soul_brother says:

hi

Funk_soul_brother says:

so how are you?

Funk_soul_brother says:

fed up man.

Funk_soul_brother says:

how come?

Funk_soul_brother says:

cause everybody keeps avoiding me, but they won't tell me why. Noone
talks to me. Has someone said something about me? WHAT HAVE I
DONE!!!!

Funk_soul_brother says:

I don't know mate.

Funk_soul_brother says:

Is it my type-font? The way I put my letters together? Is it my
name?
Am I the epitome of sadness? I mean I do have a life away from this
computer screen. I go out: I go trainspotting.

Funk_soul_brother says:

Aye and you're a damn fine trainspotter too.

Funk_soul_brother says:

Billy_no_mates that's me.

Funk_soul_brother says:

Perhaps you should change your name to that&;#8230;

Funk_soul_brother says:

ok

-Funk_soul_brother has left the chatroom-

-Billy_no_mates has entered the chatroom-

Billy_no_mates says:

Yo wasup Bill?

Billy_no_mates says:

I is alone, dat's wots up. The eternal bachelor, numero uno, the one
and only.

Billy_no_mates says:

So what do you think of my new look?

Billy_no_mates says:

The same vibe mate.

Billy_no_mates says:

Do names give off vibes?

Billy_no_mates says:

Some of them do

Billy_no_mates says:

So what you up to tonight then Bill?

Billy_no_mates says:

Well I thought I would sit here and talk to you Bill.

Billy_no_mates says:

That's nice. Do you fancy a cup of tea?

Billy_no_mates says:

Aye cheers, that'd be great

Billy_no_mates says:

*passes Billy_no_mates a cup of tea *

Billy_no_mates says:

*sips tea * Ta

Billy_no_mates says:

So have you spotted any good trains lately Bill?

Billy_no_mates says:

Aye, I spotted the 2745 the other day. A rare one that, even managed to
get a photo of the number. Felt well chuffed, had been stood on that
platform waiting for hours in the pouring rain, because the darn thing
was delayed.

Billy_no_mates says:

Worth waiting for though.

Billy_no_mates says:

Aye, nothing like spotting the 2745.

Billy_no_mates says:

Oh well Bill, at least we got each other. We can always fill each
others lives with meaning. At least I'll never stand you up on a date.
Or take up your favourite spot on the sofa. We like the same movies, we
like the same food and drink. I don't moan about your cooking, or your
taste in music. I'am always here for you.

Billy_no_mates says:

Yeah, somedays I wish there were a few more of us though.

I've never understood the social politics thing. I mean why can't I fit
in? What's wrong with me? I mean I've never hurt anyone, I always try
to be friendly.

Billy_no_mates says:

Perhaps people don't like you because your too nice.

Billy_no_mates says:

You reckon?

Billy_no_mates says:

Well it could be that, or it could be that your just a complete
saddo.

Billy_no_mates says:

Yeah I think that's more like it: I mean what kind of a sad person goes
into an internet chatroom and talks to himself.

Billy_no_mates says:

Billy_no_mates that's who.

Billy_no_mates says:

lol

Billy_no_mates says:

What the hell does lol mean anyway.

Billy_no_mates says:

laugh out loud

Billy_no_mates says:

what kind of a sad person types laugh out loud?

Billy_no_mates says:

someone like you.

Billy_no_mates says:

oh yeah&;#8230;haha

-Paul has entered the chatroom-

Billy_no_mates says:

Hi Paul

Paul says:

Hi

Paul says:

hey listen I've just opened a new chatroom, do you want to join me in
it?

Billy_no_mates says:

sure

Paul says:

ok it's called ' Bar 69'

Billy_no_mates says:

Interesting name.

Paul:

see you in there.. ok

Billy_no_mates says:

ok

-Paul has left the chatroom-

-Billy_no_mates has left the chatroom-

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-Billy_no_mates has entered the chatroom-

Billy_no_mates says:

Hi

Paul says:

Hi Bill, don't go anywhere, just want to try something out. So stay
right where you are.. ok

Billy_no_mates says:

Ok

- Billy_no_mates has been kicked out of the chatroom by Paul for been a
complete saddo!!. Access ban set for 24 hours! -

Paul says:

I always wanted to do that to someone&;#8230;hehe

**

The next night funk_soul_brother is determined to find out why people
are avoiding him so he gives himself another username.

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message conversation.

-Lucy_fur has joined the chatroom-

Sid says:

hi Lucy

Joe says:

hi luce

Lucy_fur says:

hi Sid and Joe

Sid says:

Funk will be here in a minute. Get ready to do one.

Jess says:

Aww we should tell him.

Yoda says:

No it's too funny. Just a few more days then we'll tell him.

Joe says:

He'll be mad when he finds out.

Domino says:

Yeah he asked me the other night if people were avoiding him.

Yoda says:

Lol

Joe says:

Lol

Sid says:

Lmao

Lucy_fur says:

What a strange group of people you are.

Domino says:

Huh?

Lucy_fur says:

What on earth are you talking about?

Sid says:

Oh we're just playing a joke on a friend. Everytime he enters a
chatroom we all leave. Or if he phones us up we pretend we have to go
and do something. He gets really paranoid and it's funny.

Lucy_fur says:

I see

Domino says:

Yeah we'll tell him soon, but it's just the way he reacts it's funny,
you have to know him to understand.

Lucy_fur says:

Ahh

Domino:

So where you from Luce?

Lucy_fur says:

I come from England... Domino is a nice name.

Domino:

Thankyou

Lucy_fur whispers to Domino:

Do you want to whisper me honey?

Domino whispers to Lucy_fur:

Depends on what you look like

Lucy_fur whispers to Domino:

well I got big breasts and I'am blonde, is that good enough for
you?

Domino whispers to Lucy_fur:

Sounds good to me, so what you wearing?

Lucy_fur whispers to Domino:

Nothing

Domino whispers to Lucy_fur:

do you want me to cyber you baby?

Lucy_fur says:

no I don't want to cyber you Domino, you sad muppet, it's me
funk_soul_brother.

Jess says:

is that you funky?

Lucy_fur says:

yeah and I aint talking to none of you...... ggrrrrr