I Think I need A Job

I Think I Need A Job

I'm watching television in my computer room, kicking back and looking through the help wanted ads. I've been laid off from my job for a few months where I worked for nine years. My wife and I have always had a good understanding with each other. For instance I would say "honey, how much sugar should I put in my coffee?" She is near by me in the kitchen chopping all this difference stuff up to put into the crock pot, she turns to look at me and says, "it depends on how large your cup is.
"I said, "should I put two teaspoons in it?"
She said "ya, sure.'' I said, "maybe I should put three in, it's a pretty large cup, well you know, it's really not that large maybe I better just put two in." She said, "Yes, just put two in the dam cup and let me finish here."
The following day for some reason I started up again. I said, "honey you know that large cup of coffee I had yesterday, it was pretty good with just two sugars in it, you know what I'm saying?" She said, "no, what are you saying?"
I said, "you know about the sugar, you know what I'm saying?" She replied, "yes, I know what your saying. I think you better get a job.
I know you know, what I'm saying

By Norman Clifford