Mr Blair....The French...!

Dear Mr Blair,

POWER TO THE PEOPLE, is this a statement you would agree with?

Finally after years of being content to sit and watch television the
citizens of this country are standing up for something they believe in.
As my granddad used to say "They don't like it up em", he fought in the
war you know. Yes Mr Blair, I'm talking about the French. Now, I'm no
racist but I don't like Johnny foreigner thinking this country is full
of mugs. In my capacity as a tax-paying citizen, I put to you a
question which I feel you are obliged to answer.
Do you still purchase any products from France?
A simple yes or no answer please. Don't switch into your bumbling
stuttering Hugh Grant mode and lead me a merry political dance up
number Ten's garden path. I feel you should support this action taken
by 'the people' as WE are this country, and YOU are our
spokesperson.

I am very passionate about making this stand. So much so that until
this problem is resolved I will avoid experiencing D?j? vu. I have also
taken our French dresser down to the tip along with my Gaultier silk
shirt and my wife's Channel perfume. I am also planning to move house
from my current Cul de Sac to a good old-fashioned British Street. I
have also removed the record je t' Aime from my record collection and I
am divorcing my wife as her name is Michelle, which I think is of
French origins.
But most of all, the greatest sacrifice I am willing to give up is the
ability to express myself by minding my French. I therefore promise not
to swear again.
Now, I Fu&;#8230;.&;#8230;&;#8230;.&;#8230;really, really
mean that!

Remember, if the kids (and grown ups) are united, they will never be
divided!

Awaiting your reply,

Mr Ofar Quarson.