Parental Inadvisory

Parental Inadvisory by Neil McCall

We will begin where we left off,
when we sold our guitar
to decorate the nursery
and tossed the Lonely Planet in the bin.

We'll need to check on
injections for Cambodia
and whether SAGA do a good deal
on long-haul insurance.

We are going into town
for leather trousers
our first vibrator
and a copy of the NME.

We'd be most grateful
if you could download your CDs
and recommend a dealer
on your way out.