Prisoner's final meals...

I COULDN'T EAT ANOTHER THING..!

On Death row,USA,our good friends,the convicted murderers,are
abandoning the inch war and tucking into delicious and lavish last
meals
before Uncle Sam sticks several thousand volts up their arses. I'd
order
some 100 year old eggs myself,and I'd insist on having them prepared
from
scratch,but let us now take a look at some of the tuck requested by
some
hungry scumbags recently.

The morbid menu...

lloyd Wayne Hampton: A cigarette and a soft drink. (Lloyd missing the
point
of his final meal there...)

Jose Ceja: Two chilli beef burritos,two cans of coke and a cherry
pie.(Alright,Jose! Not worried about mad cow disease! )

Robert Smith: Steak,lobster shrimp cocktail,chicken
livers,meatballs,fried
aubegine,salad with blue cheese dressing,a loaf of bread,a whole cream
pie
and three cans of Dr.pepper's.( I understand he burst like a criminal
haggis
in the chair...)

Ralph Davis:A honey bun and a banana!

Walter LeGrand Six eggs,sixteen rashers of bacon,a steak,hash
browns,coffee and some fruit juice... BZZZT,BANG!!!

David Gibbs would like Chef salad (any dressing except oil and
vinegar),
two bacon cheeseburgers all the way (cut the onions), deep fried home
fries
(with chili powder on top), pitcher of fruit flavored milkshake, two
scotch
eggs (boiled and packed in a sausage roll, battered and deep-fried
and
served with syrup)and a slice of pie,which doesn't make him a
greedy
man...just one that wants to live longer than the time taken to snarf
a
sandwich!

Juan Soria is a texas bad guy looking for lunch! A man of simple
tastes,he
opts for Chicken, three pieces of fish, burgers, pizza, fruit (grapes,
plums,
peaches, apples, tangerines), doughnuts, walnuts, chocolate candy bar,
plain
potato chips, picante sauce, hot sauce, salad with ranch dressing,
Coke, and
Sprite... I hope he eats his fruit before he gets any chocolate or
doughnuts.
He is not too big to be punished...

Richard Foster's request has come up against official disapproval...
He
asked for Beef fajita, blooming onion, fried chicken (white meat),
jalapeno
peppers, large Caesar salad with blue cheese dressing, bread rolls
with
butter, vanilla ice cream, 3 bananas, 1 Coke, a pot of coffee, which
was all
OK but then he wanted a pack of cigarettes which is prohibited by
the
Texas dept of criminal justice... Are they afraid of the health risks?
The guy
is going to die anyway! Give him a smoke,you nasty bastards!

Finally,(and fatally) for now,Richard Beavers...(possibly known to
his
friends as Dick Beavers but since he killed his friends,we should call
him
"sir"...) Anyway,he had a hankering for Six pieces of french toast
with
syrup, jelly, butter, six barbecued spare ribs, six pieces of well
burned
bacon, four scrambled eggs, five well cooked sausage patties, french
fries
with ketchup, three slices of cheese, two pieces of yellow cake with
chocolate
fudge icing, and four cartons of milk... I'm not sure why he wanted his
cake
to be yellow but what the prisoner wants,the prisoner gets.

STAY HUNGRY! UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!