Troubled Cook

Troubled Cook

Muddled cook
Potatoes shook
Gravy sliced
Sprouts poured
Meat ignored

Mustard prunes
Custard wine
Sugar salt
Peppered tea

Boiled lettuce
Ice cold curry
Luke-warm soup,
Burning water.

Mashed peas
Squashed fleas
Rock-hard bread
Soft in the head!