TWOC

TakenWithoutOwnersConsent

Road-rage car-age
Vandal driver in a metal cage
Speedo round the bleedin' clock
Baseball hatted little TWOC
Outside lane, nose to tail
Been inside, but out on bail
Pursued furiously by raging cops
TWOC code rules and never stops
Heat sensing chopper overhead
Costing tax-payers lots'a bread
Speed and helicopter give TWOC a buzz
Foot hard down enrage the fuzz
Forcing others to crash or swerve
Causing pileups at every curve
Road-block hit at ninety five
Brain-dead TWOC brought out alive
Buzzing ventilator his new stimulation
A comatose parasite on medication
When flat line arrest rings his monitor's bell
Another baseball capped TWOC will surface in hell

by Don Passmore. ?