Volume.

Windows can't stop your
Generic volume,
The message says.
I knew it!
So voluminous am I,
So homogenous and voluminous.
Today, I billowed clear
Across campus, filling
Every corner. In the bank,
When spotty Craig asked me
If I'd like to extend
My overdraft, I replied
'No, Craig -
I am massive.
Can't you see?'
That might be the red abyss
We are both gazing down
But I will fill it with charm
And delight and maybe
By selling porn shots
To Dwayne.