Why Are All The Best Guys Gay?
By neilmc
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They can cook and they can clean
And they know just what you mean
When you're just not feeling in the mood today;
They never make you squirm
And they notice your new perm
Oh, why are all the best guys gay?
They'll lend you their best lippy
And they don't live in the chippy
And they listen to the things you have to say;
They shine in things sartorial
But their love is incorporeal
Oh, why are all the best guys gay?
You can show them your best lingerie
With no risk of trouser injury,
They'll join in at anything you want to play;
They're abstemious with beer
They're delightful, but they're queer!
Oh, why are all the best guys gay?
They love shows, and prose, and rhyme
They excel at pantomime
But they'll never get you in the family way;
For the straight guys they're the plumbline
But they're strictly in the bum line
Oh, please, why are all the best guys gay??
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