Windy City

I must say it was a very windy day
and it blew my hat away.

I chased it down the street
trying to stop it with my feet.

One last leap in a desperate bid
OH NO
in a pile of crap I slid,

As I sat in this un-becoming mess
with every body looking up my dress.

Then a kind person
got me to my feet
and said "wow I just done that"
I looked him in the eye.

"you dirty bastard"

was my reply