X: Let's call the whole thing odd

You say "Ba-nann-as" and I say "Ba-narn-as",
Who needs a third expert psychiatric witness?
You say potatoes and I say tomatoes,
Good set of rules and call them paper, stone and scissors,
Let's call the whole thing odd
You infer an overtone that doesn't mean a lot to me
Let's call the whole thing postmodernist philosophy