Conversation

Why do christians, and most other religions believe there are angels, and a God?
Why do they deny the same if someone tells he is one?

Angel:"Hello, I am an Angel"
Inquisitioner: "That is not possible, you must be crazy"
Angel: "Why is that?"
Inquisitioner: "Because angels do not exist"
Angel: "So I do not exist?"
Inquisitioner: "Angels do not exist"
Angel: "But the Holy Bible tells they do exist"
Inquisitioner: "Yes"
Angel: "So I do exist"
Inquisitioner: "You are being Blasphemic"
Angel: "Why?"
Inquisitioner: "Because you say you are an angel"
Angel: "So Angels are blasphemic?"
Inquisitioner: "No, it is because you say you are an Angel"
Angel: "So, I am blasphemic when I am an angel?"
Inquisitioner: "You are turning my words around, you are blasphemic because you say you are an angel, angels are not blasphemic"
Angel: "Now I am confused, Angels are not blasphemic but when I am telling you I am one I am being blasphemic?"
Inquisitioner: "Right"
Angel: "Why?"
Inquisitioner: "Because you can not be an angel"
Angel: "Why not?"
Inquisitioner: "Angels look different"
Angel: "How do they look then?"
Inquisitioner: "I dont know, I have never seen one"
Angel: "Then how do you know I am not an angel?
Does the Bible not say Angels come to Earth sometimes, as messenger from God?"
Inquisitioner: "Yes"
Angel: "Hello, I am an Angel, I came to earth and have a message from God for you"
Inquisitioner: "Are you starting that again?"
Angel: "Wait, I will get into my working clothes"
(Reveals a flashing set of Wings, Bright Gold shining Aura and flaming sword)
Inquisitioner: Falls to the ground and hides his face to protect his eyes against the bright light.
Angel (with a voice like a thousand trumpets):
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** "NOW DO YOU BELIEVE I AM AN ANGEL?" **
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Inquisitioner: "Oh yes, I now believe you are an angel"

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